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The High Cost of Eating Out |
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Written by Invenice Staff
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Friday, 09 November 2007 |
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A cannibal was
walking through the jungle and came upon
a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat
hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...
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Tourist: $5
+ Broiled
Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried
Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked
Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called
the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a price
difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of
shit, it takes all morning.
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