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Written by From The Joke Trenches
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Thursday, 15 November 2007 |
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply
pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will
instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the
Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
using the shower.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit
the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools
in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If
it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape
8. Remember: Everyone
seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: Some people are
like Slinkies. Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face
when pushed down the stairs.
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