These are some things first graders say they have learned:

 * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

 * When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair

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 * If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the second one.

 * Never ask your three year-old brother to hold a tomato.

 * You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

 * Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

 * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

 * Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a breath mint.

 * Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time.

 * School lunches stick to the wall.

 * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.